BLONDE JOKES (THESE PRETAIN TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE)

She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

What's the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say?
No.

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

REDNECK JOKES

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and you still have the same in-laws!

You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of ''Most Admired People!''

YOUR MAMMA JOKES

"YoMama is so ugly ... they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!"

YoMama is so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her YoMama is so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her."

"YoMama is so stupid you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen."

"YoMama is like a carpenters¹ dream ... flat as a board and easy to nail."

"YoMama head so big it shows up on radar."

"YoMama is so nasty she only changes her drawers once every '0000 miles."

"YoMama is so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box."

"YoMama is so nasty she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job."